Thursday, August 9, 2007

a lil' less cacaphony...puhleezz

Why don’t pedestrians face the vehicles while walking on the road?

Why do they always walk with their backs to the traffic, ain’t it a gesture , allowing the cars and bikes to bang into their buttock ?? I’d personally love to do so, if again I was allowed to voice my opinion a little louder than maybe the confines of this blog .

Why do folks look to the left and cross when vehicles are coming in from the right ?

Signals, have become a mere formality,we’re so bowed down to meet our respective appointments, we’d rather take a trip directly to the gates of heaven (hell in the cases of those who walk with their backs to the traffic,be rest assured about that),than be late for the meeting with the boss,well, wouldn’t you rather wake up a little early or shit for lesser time (maybe avoid solving that usual crossword on the pot )instead of endangering the lives of co-drivers ?

Why do bicycles take the route across the flyovers ? Is it particularly their fantasy to be knocked down by a Skoda and sue the owners ?

Why do bicycles love to ride their miniature mode of locomotion in the middle lane , or are they simply mistaken that they are aboard a Ferrari ?

Wouldn’t it be a real delight if drivers just opened the doors of their vehicles , after looking into the rear view mirror rather than bang their doors into the faces of riders on bikes ?

If people wish to get off the bus when its in motion,atleast take care that there aren't any vehicles where you get off,I mean if you're about to commit suicide, don't let it look like murder !!!

If people are so much in a hurry to change lanes that its too much of a pain to even press on the button of the indicator, make sure you clear that out before blaming the driver who hit you for'careless driving'.

Alas,they're many more woes that I could share with my fellow bloggers ,but who really has time to fathom the problems of a scrubby teenager who's been the victim of almost all the above mentioned propositions ....